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Tanaka, you measure your temperature too
I don't think I have a fever...
We can't proceed if you don't do it
No fever, right?
Reluctantly measuring his temperature
I don't think I have a fever though...
Passing time with a magazine
Show me
T/N: 37 degrees Celsius is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit
Your temperature's 37 degrees
Slight fever!!
It differs from person to person...
That's right
Why are you 37 degrees, Tanaka?
You really do have a slight fever
Oh I see
Hand me that container
To be fair, he's right
It'd be troublesome if that was lost
You can't reset it
I've had enough!
It was a continuation from last year
T/N: Refer to last year's Itao skit
Yeah
It made me laugh
Bridging the years
Only a bit left for the bus journey
Drawing near to the Science Laboratory
There is only a bit left of the long bus journey. They draw near to the Science Laboratory.
Only a bit left for the bus journey
Drawing near to the Science Laboratory
There is only a bit left of the long bus journey. They draw near to the Science Laboratory.
Everyone, we're almost there
Yay
The bus carrying the five men draws closer to the Science Laboratory
Not the goal
However, this is not the goal, but a new battleground.
New battleground
We're here
Finally here
Ohhh we're here
We finally reached
The stage for "No laughing"
At this laboratory where new cells were found and laughter is life,
New cells found and research where laughter is life
the fierce battle with assassins of laughter begin
Arrived at the Science Laboratory
We've reached
Ah, we're here
Everyone, let's go
Okay
Science Laboratory...
Here
Isn't it a wonderful laboratory?
Scandalous cells discovered?
Medium-fatty tuna science...
Sounds like some amazing cells
Let's go
Laboratory grounds
Newest science laboratory. This is a school with quite a history.
It's said that surprising is the case
that funding for these type of places are not very good, for places like research labs.
Everyone
This is "that"
The founder of Gaasuu Kurobokari Science Laboratory
This is a statue of the founder Dr. Ein Suga-ein
Science Laboratory founder
Ein Suga-ein
Right
Can you please stand in a line here?
Alright, everyone?
He said ''alright''
Ein Su...
That first line...
Being outside is different from
when we were in the bus.
So
Dr. Ein Stein, when he was a child...
At that time, Dr. Ein Stein...
It's "Suga-ein"
Isn't it "Suga-ein"?
"Suga-ein" seemed to have been difficult for him
Is that so?
Right?
Fujiwara-san, please get it together
At that time, Dr. Ein Suga-ein...
Kawashimaa!!
Why do you not come to school!!
Whip of love by a passionate teacher
Whoa hahaha
Stop, he said he'd go, didn't he?
Oh man
Dangerous
It was bad
Dangerous
Aaargh!!!
Why?!
Stop
He said he's going so
Kawashima!
Why do you not come to school?
Everyone's waiting
Nothing we can do but still...
It's still continuing...
It's scary
Seems like they'll appear again
Seriously
I'll show you to the rookies' room now
The explanation for this is over?
Let's go
I didn't quite understand
The inside should be pretty clean
Science Laboratory Entrance
It's nice
Yeah
Over here
Science Laboratory 2nd floor
This place is huge
It's spacious
Everyone, over here
It's here
Rookie research room
This is
new...rookie scientists'...science
research room. Please wait here for the time being.
Aaargh
There are probably gags and stuff in the drawers again
9.30am in the morning. As expected,
Science Laboratory - 1 hour 30 minutes since the start
the curtain rises on that segment of gags
What about the drawers? Shall we do it?
Oh
Shall we do it?
Tanaka...
Shall I start?
The pattern of DVD for Tanaka
Yeah, it's probably in there
Thai kicks for 7 consecutive years via DVD
What's wrong?
Static electricity...
I don't get it
Yeah, DVDs every year...
Scary
Yeah, um...
Things like push?
Does it have?
No...
Uwahh, really?
This is not a DVD
This is a key
Scary
Mystery key with number 1 on it
A key
It has a "1" on it
How about the other drawers?
Open the rest?
Ah, nothing
Nothing.
Nothing. Just the key.
There's a locker with "1" on it. Shall we check it later?
Locker number 1
Or check it now?
There's really a "1" on it
Everyone, how about just opening your drawers?
There's a "1" on it
I'm doing it!!
The static's pretty strong
Yeah
Is that so?
No more static
There's something there
Uwah
T/N: a reference to an old prank variety show "Pioneer candid camera"「元祖どっきりカメラ」 which aired on NTV. It says "candid camera(pioneer)" on one side and "Prank success!" on the other side
The pioneer candid camera signboard
I don't really like this
It's a little scary
I have a bad feeling about this
Nothing
Ehh!!
There's something!
A set
Yeah
That's from that "Pioneer Candid Camera"
Pioneer candid camera set
It's a set!
Yes
Pioneer Candid Camera instruction manual
1. Put on the helmet and tighten the chin strap
Put on the helmet and tighten the chin strap
2. Wear the vest and button up
Wear the vest and button up
Hold up the placard with your right hand
3. Hold up the placard with your right hand
What's it for?
So we're doing this?
Tanaka, why don't you open that locker "1"?
Should I open it?
It's probably better for you to prepare
That's right
Ah..before I open
I don't know
Wear the vest
Yes, the vest too
This, should I wear this over my lab coat?
Something like that, you should think for yourself
That's right
Does it suit me?
What does he mean by "does it suit me?"?
What's with "does it suit me?"
Buckle the chin strap firmly
Well, I'll open the locker now then?
Wait
No, as you lift up that lever like this...
That's right
Seems like there's a box here
Seriously?
Really, what is it?
Mystery Box
Various things will come out
Seriously scary...
What is this?
I'll open it okay?
Wah
What is it? What is it?
Arrgghhh!!
What is it?
Scary!!
What is it?
Scary!!
Can you turn it to face us?
What is it? What do you mean by "scary"?
A mysterious mask
This is way too scary.
Are you supposed to put it on your head?
Wait, who?
Can you see through it?
There's something next to it.
What's that?
A neckwarmer?
Try putting it on.
Huh? Me?
Yeah you.
I mean you opened the box.
Yeah it's definitely yours.
Is this how you wear it?
Now put the mask on.
It's so you can't see his neck under the mask.
Ah, you're right.
It's supposed to look hyperreal.
This is way too scary.
Oh god, that's freaky.
This is terrifying.
Tanaka is really tall so it's even scarier.
That's true.
Why would anyone even need a mask like that?
Wait, stop striking that pose.
Don't pose like that when you have that on...
Come on Tanaka, stop it.
What the hell is with that pose!?
It really really doesn't fit the face.
Tanaka, stop.
No wait, it's not like that.
I just don't get the meaning here.
That's all?
Is that really it?
I told you to stop!
Tanaka, wearing that-
Take it off.
I'm telling you that's not it.
wearing that-
I really don't get it.
wearing that mask while posing is already too much.
Can I take it off for a second?
Probably really hot inside.
I don't really understand the point of this mask.
Why did Tanaka get it though?
You said it, Tanaka is tall so having him wear it would be hilarious.
aah- so embarrassing!
being pranked with a
whoopee cushion!
A fake producer arrives to set up the prank
the trap is set up and ready
This is what they mean by prank
A whoopee cushion..
So, at some point you need to take the sign and-
Miss Matsushita, this way please.
The target is Matsushita Yuki, an actress.
You really are useless...
We do apologise for the inconvenience...
Seriously, sort it out!
I will, I'm sorry.
Although they've all laughed, please enjoy the segment
One more thing, that outfit we agreed on earlier...
It's pretty damn ugly, isn't it?
Where the hell did you get that outfit anyway?
I will go deal with it immediately!
Oh and also, Listen to me properly next time!~
The target keeps avoiding the trap.
I said bring me a black coat, so why do you bring me a red coat?
Yes, I'm sorry.
Get your shit together, seriously!
Please, excuse me.
This is unbelievable...
FRRRRRRT
What the hell?
Replaying the scene in real life
No no, they edit that afterwards...
They edit it post-production!!
Huh? What's this?
The prank is a huge success!
Wha-?
It's this!
Don't tell me it's a prank...
It was you?
Yes!
Oh this is bad...
You did this?
Yeah, uh, I mean I didn't "do" it...
Yeah, uh I mean I didn't "do" it...
"I didn't do it"? So you're blaming someone else?
"I didn't do it?" So you're blaming someone else?
You're the one who did it right?!
You've got "prank" written there!
No! This is...
Oh this is really bad.
I'm
an actress, you know.
Yes.
Apologise to me.
No...
What you mean no? Apologise right now!
What are you waiting for? Apologise right now!
Apologise properly!
No, but I
Aahh! You're really pissing me off!
A Thai kick! Someone Thai kick this man!
Wait, wait a second please.
I don't understand!
Please wait a second!
Oh man, I'm safe!
Goodbye!
What's with this storyline?!
I don't get this, man
No way to run.
Yamazaki you shouldn't move.
This is too sudden!
AAGH IT HURTS, Oh GOD it hurts!
Augh-ow! Just- ouch!
This really is hell.
It's so much worse when there's no way out.
Wearing that hat is bad enough
Well, nothing you can do
Is the helmet hard to take off?
It won't come off.
Whoa, that's scary!
They locked the straps?
Man, this sucks.
It should have been Tanaka.
This year is different, it seems.
When you get kicked,
stop trying to appeal to us, okay?
So you really can't take it off?
That's yours now...
Wait a second, wait!
It's Son Goku
It's been 2 hours 30 minutes since they arrived at the lab.
There are still more traps waiting for them.
Alright, my turn!
Oh!!
No way~
Another DVD
Another one?
There might be even more.
It's a bit different from last year, isn't it?
You're right.
Nothing else, just this.
Another DVD
You have to watch it.
Nothing good can come from this, for sure
Nothing good can come from this at all, for sure
Yeah, you're right, no way in hell.
But we don't know if they're all the same.
Well, I don't think it's gonna be another Thai kick.
Here we go.
Aaagh what's this one gonna be?
50th anniversary surprise!
Shouten!
This is the real thing, isn't it?
He's gonna show up too, then?
What, what-what-what?
Amazing
Produced by Nippon TV
Shunpuutei Shouta
Ah, it's Obasan!
Hello, welcome to Shouten, I'm Shunpuutei Shouta
Right! Today's episode is a special, no-laughing quiz!
Korakuen hall, Tokyo
Doing a show without laughing is incredibly hard, but
we'll give it our best shot, so let's go!
Begin the no-laughing quiz show!
Shouten
The quiz begins
Is this really happening?
Amazing!
I can't believe it.
Ah, it's this show.
Thank you for waiting, let's start the show!
Now let's hear their greetings to the Gaki no Tsukai cast.
Sanyutei Koyuza
Right, I'm a massive fan of many Gaki no Tsukai episodes
like "Women's body I wanted to taste (kiki)," "Seven Sexy Outfits (Shichi-Henge)" and "Women's body I wanted to try (Absolutely Tasty)"
These are definitely my favourites!
I am Shouten's Fukuyama Masaharu, pleased to meet you.
Sanyutei Kouraku
I always get told off for not doing my jokes properly
But today, we are not allowed to laugh
So just like always
I will not do my joke properly.
Hey, Gaki members!
Hayashiya Kikuo
This 24-hour challenge sounds really tough
You need to conserve your energy!
I'll treat you all to some ramen later on.
Except for Tanaka, you don't need to eat it though, since you are so damn dirty.
Good luck!
Hayashiya Sanpei
Matsumoto? Do you still drink protein shakes every day?
Hosei, apparently your wife is beautiful.
Well, so is mine.
...Anyway, I'm appearing on Gaki!
My wife has never appeared though on it, so please get her on at one point, we are huge fans, Sanpei here!
Sanyutei Enraku
For a long time, people have said I am a wicked man
But I am nothing compared to you, Hama-chan.
We are aware of your doings
Secretly buying ivory
Underground casinos
Production of counterfeit bills
Visits to the Kinshicho Hotel
That's you!!
That's you!
Sorry about this year
Hayashiya Taihei
As this is the "No laughing" edition of oogiri
I, Taihei, would like to wrap this up with a little riddle
Whether it be New Year's Eve
Or he spends too much time recording on set
At the heart lies
His worries for his rear-end
I see!
You're referencing the punishment!
Please bring him out
Yes
Understood!
Alright everyone, altogether now
Tanakaaaaaaaaa
THAI KICK!
This ends our program
Tanaka
That was pretty exquisite
After all that
I thought that was the end
It did say in the video
Tanaka let's go
But Tanaka actually be careful
I can't believe this exists
Wait wait wait
I thought it ended with Hosei-san
It didn't end!
There's no ending!
Is this serious?
You gotta be careful, Tanaka
Watch out
Doing this every year
Is this actually happening!?
OW!! aaahhh
Watch out
OW!! aaahhh
Watch out
This is it
Yep
Oh, and this
The suspicious part, his hell
What was that "watch out" about?
What made him say "watch out" from that?
Maybe the corner
He was about to hit his head
You just went "watch out"
Sorry
Even in that situation you say that?
Yeah I'm surprised even in that state
"Ouch" comes first like usual...
Maybe see something else
Is that normal?
Maybe it's not that painful at all?
No, really, that's really weird
That's definitely weird
Tanaka, now that I think about it, that's strange
It probably wasn't that painful
When I got itI couldn't see anything around me at all
When I got it I couldn't see anything around me at all
Right?
Because the kick was so hard
Yeah of course
Wouldn't that be the situation for you?
It was incredibly painful
It's a Thai Kick, after all
It was very painful
But then you drifted that way
The force of the kick
moved me this way
And into this corner
The corner right?
Right here
Onto where?
The head
Which is why I wentI went "watch out"
Which is why I went "watch out"
to myself
We get that!
You're not answering the question!
You were fine then!
No, there's no way
Then explain!
It's not like that
Explain!
Everyone's familiar withthe Thai kick's pain right?
Everyone's familiar with the Thai kick's pain right?
Well of course
Yeah
So everyone's familiar with that
There are ones that hit hard and not as much
Like every year,
"Look at poor Tanakagot hit bad again"
"Look at poor Tanaka got hit bad again"
I was worried for him but then...
he said "watch out" so casually
This one was a hit
I thought "He's pretending it hurt"...
Wait wait, I would never do that!
If you haven't said itthen we wouldn't be talking about it
If you haven't said it then we wouldn't be talking about it
So that means if you got hit with a real kick Black Right
Left and you're at the peak of your pain Right
Then at the same time put something delicious in your mouth
you'd say "delicious" instead?
I probably would
Let's get another kick in with those snacks over there
Wait hold on a second
Why?
The last one was pretty suspicious
Right
Wait, no
It seemed as if it didn't hurt at all
That's not right
I agree
Not right
Because
That man is an expert
Sausage, great
Tanaka, you like sausages right?
It's not arabiki or anything
Chiikama? (A cheese fishcake snack in the form of a sausage)
It is chiikama
This is good
Now wait a second
Put it in your mouth
I think this would count as science if anything
"Will the brain still react to delicious food despite
a painful experience happening?" would be the name of the question
This is profound
The "watch out" being said so smoothly was just suspicious
The "watch out" being said so smoothly was just suspicous
Alright!
Good luck
I just think that's suspicious
I wonder how it'll turn out
Alright
Eat it, quick
While you're in pain
Eat it. Eat it quickly.
How is it?
That one looked especially painful right?
"Don!"
He didn't drop it
It struck his core
It's the type of kick where you're insides would blow out
It was that kind of kick
Just all out
Of course that would happen
This experiment proved that the first one probably wasn't painful
It hurts so much...
Are you unsure?
If you're unsure
We can do it again
Where's the chiikama?
You didn't eat the chiikama at all
Well? Give us an answer already
You're not saying anything
Did you eat it or not?
Wait a moment, what is this?
Were you able to say it or no?
I was't able to
Why not?
Because it was painful
So that means the first time wasn't painful then
Hm?
They were both painful
Are you sure about that?
If only you said "that was the second time" instead that would've been smoother
We would've completely been convinced
We would be convinced
Maybe just hold it in your mouth?
Hold it
So I'll just hold it...
But you've been touching it this whole time
It's fine
I wouldn't want that either
Can we please switchchiikamas?
Can we please switch chiikamas?
That'd just be wasteful
I've been watching you hold that thing like crazy
Anyways, let's start in the position of you holding it in your mouth
With this thing?
It's for science
I really don't wanna do this
It's an experiment
If you said "The first hit didn't hurt" earlier
No that's untrue
Not true at all
Maybe if you said "Both were the same"
That would be a bit more understandable
But you guys understand this right?
So he should just hold it in his mouth?
I really don't wanna put that in my mouth
It's been nonstop with Hosei-sanand that thing
It's been nonstop with Hosei-san and that thing
Here it comes
I'm so done with this
Why?
Why is this happening?
Alright
Why is this happening?!
You have to eat it quick
Endo?
How's the taste?
How was the taste?
Did you eat it?
Why don't you eat it already?
Maybe if he eats it now...
Now's the time
Pleas...Mh..
How is it?
UAAGH
It's probably gross by now
Were you able to tell the taste?
How is it?
Good?
Why don't you tell us anything!?
He was eating it this time, at least
You're not telling us anything
So...
Did you like it?
You didn't eat the *chiikama* at all
Right
I couldn't say anything
Why?
It... It was too painful
It... It was too painful too painful
It...It was too painful
Then that means that initial reaction was suspicious
No no
You're still gonna deny this?
It's wasteful right?
What're you doing with this?
Are you crying?
I am
He's crying?
Yes he is
I saw the tears
You can't cry!
Oh, man
It was painful
It's 11:30 in the morning
Research Facility Working Time 3 Hours 30 Minutes
The group finally goes to work after their arrival
Alright everyone
We'll now join your fellow scientists
to get to know your peers better through a recreational event
Make sure to change and get ready
Alright
A social event?
A team exercise to bond with fellow
Scientists through Recreation!
A team exercise with other scientists
With a certain purpose
to the differently colored costumes
Let's get going
"Let's get going," you say
I can't say I'm too excited
Auditorium
This way
Yeah Yeah
Alright everyone
From here on, during recreation time, it's okay to laugh
During recreation time, Laughing is OK!!
Special Rule
Are you sure?
When the music starts playing, pull the double doors to open it
Right
What's this all about?
Alright Alright
Why the color split?
Team Miyasako vs Team Fujimon
Ebisu Yoshikazu
Tomonori Jinnai
Hakata Daikichi
Endo Shozo
Tsukitei Hosei
Matsumoto Hitoshi
Fujimoto Toshifumi
Captain
Miyasako Hiroyuki
Captain
RyuChel
Ayabe Yuji
Azuma Mikihisa
Cunning Takeyama
Tanaka Naoki
Hamada Masatoshi